Fallout Photo Maniputlations
Alfred Khamidullin used photo manipulation to create a photo series that imagines what it would be like if the baddies from Fallout actually existed.
As if none of us envision this in our heads.
How To Tell If You Are In A High Fantasy Novel
[via The Toast]
- The Elders would like a word with you.
- The Ritual is about to begin.
- Something that has not happened in a thousand years is happening.
- You are going to the City. There is only one City. It is only said with a capital C. No one needs to bother saying the name of the City. It is the City.
- Certain members of the Council are displeased with your family’s recent actions.
- A bard is providing occasional comic relief; no one hired or invited him and his method of earning a living is unclear.
- The High Priest is not to be trusted.
- Someone is eating an apple mockingly.
- There is one body of water. It is called the Sea. The Great Sea, if you are feeling fancy.
- You live in a region with no major exports, no centralized government, no banking system, a mysteriously maintained network of roads, and little to no job training for anyone who is not a farmer.
- You have red hair. You wear it in a braid. Your father was a simple man, and you don’t remember much about him – he died when you were so young – but you remember his strong hands, as he fished or carpentered or whatever it was that he used to do with them.
- You’re going to have to hurry, or you’re going to miss the Fair – and you never miss the Fair.
- There is trouble at the Citadel.
- Your full name has at least one apostrophe in it.
- It is the first page, and you are already late for something. Your mother affectionately chides you as you gulp down a few spoonfuls of porridge; she will be dead by page forty-two.
- There are two religions in your entire universe. One is a thinly veiled version of Islam. It is only practiced by villains. The other is “being a Viking.” You are a Viking.
- There are new ways in the land that threaten the Old Way. Your grandmother secretly practices the Old Way, as do all of the people of the hills.
- The real trouble began the day you arrived at court. Every last nobleman hides a viper in his smile. How you long for the purity of life in your village, which is currently on fire or something.
It took me a good 12 hours since reading Midnighter #4 this morning, but Stephen Mooney’s version of Midnighter totally looks like Joel McHale.
Great, I won’t be able to unsee this now.
The Dark Crystal, 1982
this movie is engraved on the inside of my skull
Now It’s Time For METALLICA’s “One” On A Harp!
I feel like I’m in Whiterun.
An Iceberg Flipped Over, and Its Underside Is Breathtaking
“In the case of this jewel-like iceberg, the ice is probably very old. In glaciers, years of compression force out air pockets and gradually make the ice denser, according to the National Snow and Ice Data Center. “When glacier ice becomes extremely dense, the ice absorbs a small amount of red light, leaving a bluish tint in the reflected light, which is what we see.” In addition, minerals and organic matter may have seeped into the underwater part of the iceberg over time, creating its vivid green-blue color.”Learn more from the smithsonian.
